The Scourge of the Tortured Phrase
Dodgy websites are using software to steal content. I should know, it happened to me! — Consider this sentence: afflicted constructions are suffusive on the betweenmesh before tomorrow. “Eh? What gibberish is this?” you ask, confused. And now consider this translation: tortured phrases are rife on the internet today. “This makes more sense, but what, pray tell, is a tortured phrase?” you ask, still confused.